“It’s not that we don’t like liverwurst,” said the Mayor. The butcher and self-proclaimed warlock Anton Marloff, long-time proprietor of Marloff’s Majik Meats, virtually disappeared after he cursed the burg. I can only ascribe it to the curse of the butcher.” When this WWN scribe arrived in the quaint village, there were, indeed, tons of liverwurst rolls of all sizes snaking through town, tumbling, crawling, and growling at pedestrians. Ever since we’ve been overridden by liverwurst! Then, when his landlord evicted him before the holidays, he put a curse on the town. And we had a town butcher who, while he was a wiseass, worked his tail off to make sure everyone had food on their table. up a food bank was set up to help those who were out of work. “We were all doing our part with masks and social distancing. According to Maudlin Mayor Bruce Paisley, the town found itself attacked by meat. But hell broke loose right before Christmas. The town of Maudlin, Mississippi had been coping with the pandemic and the ensuing financial problems well enough. “WE’RE BEING ASSAULTED BY LIVERWURST!” SAYS CITIZEN
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